How does one obtain a quadruped GF?

Leave some food out

My buddy Ralph said a Freeman Jumbo Net with a 54-inch extending handle would do or a Tomahawk Heavy Duty Dura-Flex Net if she's a biter.

Tard is also an option if bipeds are not to your liking.

She would be pregnant all the time.

ketamine dart on a spear usually

Spider woman?

Just go into a forest and get one. No one wants you to know this but you can just bring some snacks into a forest and lure a quadfoid to you.

That’s nasty

I need to see her from behind before I can advise.

You need to obtain quadrupedal gf pheromones. Hard to come by these days, but if she does this enticing dance, you're in.

Start a yoga school and teach the attending foids exactly that. Possible showstopper: growing a yoga bun while Norwooding.

It's just a feral wife, the natural form of the house wife.

You find them in the ER getting meds for several types of worms in their hands and feet

If someone shows this to President Trump, his next video drop starring Barack and Michelle.

It's happening faster than anyone could have imagined

Worst hand job ever.

Maybe there are female mowglis in the jungle

I find all your takes on female beauty disagreeable

Tell her other females find you attractive, she will transform into an alien in spite.

Best I can do for you is quadriplegic. Take it or leave it!

O m g .... live, be productive, be sane.

Easy. Go to the pound.

Lure them in with an iPhone and a matcha latte. Bonk them over the head, and drag them home by the hair…

No horror movie in recent memory has scared me as much as that first shot...

She had the moonshine, got 4 wheel drive, and never remembered how to stand back up

Is this that "deer woman" I've read about?

Trail mix.

niggas about 1/2 step away from fucking a monkey

As she got closer my opinion on the matter shifted

Just go to Afghanistan! Ooohh... you mean a HUMAN quadruped...

Lasso?

She looks like Gollum

gollum cleans up nice