How does this keep happening to me? 😳

It might have something to do with opening the door outright.🤔 Have you noticed any recurring patterns?

That's a good point! They always walk right in. Need to exercise more security.

Looks like my Satyress wife had a bit too much to drink again, breaking out in a dance and passing out. That kiss at the end was agressive😏

Well, here’s what my opinion is they are attracted to you. I think it’s because of the scent or what you smell like that draws them in. You haven’t stored anything from ancient grave sites or burial mounts have you?

"Kiss or slap?" "Eat!"

That figure standing in the doorway is unsettling in the best way.

😆😆😆😆😆😃I new it was a trap!

That’s what I call a meet cute!

Oh yeahh spooky season content right here!

I love spooky season!

there nothing wrong attracting certain mates. look at me and my company.

someone sees her and say "wife"

Ring doorbell. Mine has saved me from door demons, a werewolf and an alien knocking at the door.

Dude If his farts that potent I can see why

Amazing 🥰

She's kind of cute.

So cute! And horny!

Nice interpretive dance. Leave.

Just close the f-ing door.

cuando traes una criatura del infierno,ella no te quiere dejar ir 🔥🔥🔥🔥