How "I hate people" mfs move when it comes to defending Humanity from greater threats

You need to understand, if humanity isn't protected, then there will be nothing to hate, and that the hate is from a point of wanting us to be better.

"God, Carl. Im so sick of you and your shit." >the minute some alien lays a finger on Carl.

"Humanity is mine to hate, and mine alone."

That's because we have a very, VERY small little group of people for which we would do anything at all for. If we have to save the rest of the world in order for them to be safe, well... fuck it here we go.

Im allowed to hate my species, the filthy xenos not made in the image of God himself are not allowed to threaten my source of unending rage

dam straight. fuck all of you but i still got your back.

I simply hate alien people more.

"That's MY brother. I'm allowed to pick on him"

The bar is set low for being amicable, and we fail to meet the expectation every chance we get. But we have potential.

humanity is awesome. people are not lmao

reminds me of Americans toward other Americans behavior, politics, other issues, but the second a Euro or Canadian says something... oh boy.

Yeah because if humanity is wiped out, who are we gonna hate?

All that hate has to go somewhere

Literally Project Hail Mary

I have an undying love for humanity, our planet and their beauties. I'd fight non stop to make sure humanity prevails, but I'll be damned if I ever have to interact with humans again :p

Nobody but me can hate the humans and for sure not some Alien scum.

We'll kill ourselves, or no one will.

Unironically lmfao. We've all we got

I hate people because they disappoint me constantly. But if they all die, then they'll never be able to redeem themselves, and ya boi is a sucker for a good redemption arc.

cause it ego driven ego is our strongest trait

I said I hate people. Not humanity. I am part of humanity. Therefore I will defend humanity.

I Hate Humanity with all my Heart. I Love Humanity with all my Soul. I will see this species rise beyond the stars or crumble under the weight of it's own decadence. Either way, it will be by Humanities hand and no one else's!

Only <I> am allowed to hate on other humans. This is like Europeans, we beef with each other but when an American tries to join in we get together to beat them up

I feel so Called out. "I hate yall, but yall around, so I guess your Okay"

You just know liberals will find a way to side with Kaijus(illegal aliens) destroying the world instead of fighting with humanity with some bullshit like 'humans were destroying earth and these aliens are actually doing a good thing by wiping us off the face of the planet'

Fuck every last one of you. Stay behind me.

I hate people but i love humanity!

"defend"?? mf i just wanna do it myself when this is over. . .

You are putting too much faith in me. As much as I like space racism, at the end of the day I do not relate to humanity, I am not on it's side, I do not want it to be.

This jokes always makes me laugh like the mere fact they could reach Earth with a spaceship is enough to tell how powerful the aliens could be Shit would be like the Spanish colonists but 1000000 worse

I hate people but give me a call that we are starting a crusade to reclaim the stars and I will go fight whatever xeno scum we see on the way

Muffukas lock in on game day. It’s what we do best