How I’m playing DIsco Elysium's “mobile interpretation” made to “captivate the TikTok user” and “appeal to consumers of short-form video formats”

Might play it but only if there's constant animated cumtown bits as shown

not trying to be radical but everyone involved in this should be brutally murdered in public

"Use 5 Discoins or watch 3 ads to retry this check" "Watch 1 ad to use cigarettes and have better odds in this check?" "Unlock Ultra-liberal route for only 5$!!"

@A_Deer2112 Cum Town is good though

No Subway Surfers and the letters popping up one at a time? Literally unplayable

Unironically amazing this should be every game from now on

oh cool, all 4 types of cop represented at the same time.