How is this even possible? Just Stand Up Sharkeisha

When you realize they are literally retarded, like no bullshit, no racism, no nothing like that, they are actually retard level IQ, a lot of the things they do make more sense.

Would rightfully extinct by now, but saving failed species is a uniquely Western obsession.

She didn't have her thinking wig on to help.

I’ve analyzed a lot of these videos and I’ve come to the conclusion that low iq individuals start to experience spatial disorientation similar to what a pilot might experience and they can’t discern where is up and where is down

When I was a lifeguard we used code black to warn lifeguards at the bottom a black was headed down and about to drown.

If she drowned they would have claimed it was because of racism.

My god they are so fucking dumb

This is why if you panic you will die..also why go to a Water Park if you can't swim? Just saying....the life guard means she is not the only Olympian this has happened with...Good times!

It’s befuddling because you’re attempting to understand her by imputing a White Theory of mind. Wondering why she doesn’t stand up is like wondering why your dog just doesn’t turn the handle to open the door. You’re applying the wrong software. In so doing, you are getting incompatibility problems. Hence you’re astonishment. Blacks like that exist in a kind of intellectual flatland. You exist in 3 dimensions. Blacks are in 2 dimensions. You’re 3D intrusion (per capita, self responsibility, standing up in shallow water) is met with shock and horror because of how it defies their laws of physics. Blacks are an entirely different subspecies who give the illusion of being “like you” only because of how we taught them English. Big mistake, by the way. English is another piece of software that is too advanced for them. We have to see them as monkeys doing parlor tricks.

You know that lifeguard went home chuckling about this to whoever he lives with lmao.

Can you imagine having to touch that thing

@djern1 Like a turtle on her back😂

Well apparently standing isn't the only thing that escapes her...hair being another

Im convinced if it wasnt for Western society intervention these people wouldve long been extinct.

Sharkeisha can stand up.Sharkeisha knows she can stand up. But Sharkeisha wants attention, and Sharkeisha is going to get attention, and if that means fake drowning drama, then Sharkeisha is all in.

You're a tone deaf bigot - they invented the water slide, shallow pools and the special waterslide water that is used for water parks. So, maybe show some respect.

They have no self preservation instincts. Look at how they behave, eat, treat each other. 90% of them are truly ignorant.

Dude, can't you see she's worried about her hair getting messed up?

Even need a white man to save the orca

Trust me. I was a lifeguard at a huge waterpark for two summers in college. I had to shut down the ride and pull these people out of two feet of water three times a day. Sometimes they were literally standing and just bent over at the waist.

Staged main character syndrome

We need to stop interfering with nature

If your dumb ass can't swim, then why the fuck are you at a water park 😒

Those poor lifeguards having to pick up blubber

With IQ of 35 the executive function is not working.

Looked like a piece of shit floating in the pool

It was the under tow or a riptide, what else could it be?🌊🙃

These are the same people that tell YOU they built everything.

They shouldn't be allowed to use the same pools as us.

Absolutely zero awareness WOW

Never allow retads in the pool.

If I were her, I would be grateful for an attentive lifeguard