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how it feels being the alter that fronts once every 2 million years (i somehow dodged every major life event and only exist to eat chips and scratch my butt)

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pixel p. ixel ᓚᘏᗢ shi/hymn/it &🖇️ MIRAI 2026

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beau13 gün önce

not even a system but this is the funniest shit ever

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imagine blipping out of existence every like 4 days then suddenly youre eating a subway sandwich or getting robbed something. it kinda sucks

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V-risky13 gün önce

it's kind of like this image

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pixel p. ixel ᓚᘏᗢ shi/hymn/it &🖇️ MIRAI 202613 gün önce

this is from vivi hey guys

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That one alter from yesterday never fronts irl and farted mid-class f9r no reason

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Faggotry13 gün önce

how it feels to have fronted after 4 years and missed EVERY major life event - polybius

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lil bro missed EVERYTHING

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b13 gün önce

that one alter that exists to live in the present moment and be a fat little chud

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DizzyParanoiaGirl13 gün önce

The one guy altar in the sea full of traumatized women

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evil fucked up scary beckett13 gün önce

not me but this is our sketchpad tnm introject

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⦻ Loid-Tom of 🧸🍃13 gün önce

When my one headmate Julius fronts just to smoke weed and say hi to our bf

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wait based

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spooky Trix🕷️🍂🎃13 gün önce

not a system but this might be the funniest shit ive seen this year

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ells ♡ #systwt13 gün önce

Bookmarking this for when said alter actually fronts. Will update.

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