how it feels like opening twitter in public

No it fucking doesn't. You turn on your phone and open Twitter. It does not feel like a tennis racket getting cut. I hate you and I want you to die in a hole.

I will never get that time back that I just wasted watching this 🤦‍♂️

How it REALLY feels to open Twitter in public

the fact this video is giving me some serious asmr tingles, id watch a whole hour of this

How it feels like opening twitter in public

guys,

i always get jumpscared by the occasional unhinged post and hide my phone 😭

THE LE TRIANGLE MAN OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN AGES BLESS

"why is he so nervous to cut the tennis racket" BECAUSE IT IS A DEADLY JOB IF YOU DONT CUT THE RIGHT WIRE THAT SHIT SNAPS EVERY STRING COMBUSTS AND WHEN YOUR THAT CLOSE TO IT ITS A DEATH SENTENCE

disappointed in the lack of carrots (🥕🥕) in this video

i haven't watched a more useless video than this... thats a minute and 6 seconds that im never gonna get back... thanks 🫩🙄

Was expecting it to turn into a swastika ngl

Where's the carrot

Everybody: tf he doin Me:

wtf did any of that even mean

You deserve to be punished for posting this.

what even is this vid supposed to convey im lowkirk pissed off

I love the french guy that cuts random wires on a tennis racket like he's defusing a bomb

This method flawless fr

Mine is just hentai

wtf is he doin. does he have really bad OCD or something?

Bundan daha gereksiz bir video izlemedim.

LE PETIT TRIANGLE MENTIONED

where are the carrots

Three weeks ago I made a new twitter account as I forgot my password, sorted it since to a degree, and way, my first load on to the feed was all to wall straight 🌽 and only fans thirst traps.

Me in public

@rachealdorkface This hurts to watch as a tennis player

The truest true that ever trued these days I opened it and a big fat white paper NSFW fanarr poppep up I tried to scroll by nonchalantly in case someone saw it so they thought I wasn't into it

That so true. Yesterday when I was grocerie shopping and waited in line to checkout. I opened Twitter and the first video I saw was the Burger King Men on the plane. While 2 black dudes where behind me and 1 infront of me. We had a good laugh tho 😅

how the hell do you keep doing this

i opened it and there was a gif of adam driver straight up ejaculating thankfully nobody saw the screen

Then you get fetish tweets, bigoted posts and CIA agents undercover