how it's made: via Nick DiGiovanni

this is 10x funnier if you know how vanilla extract is made

@NickDiGiovanni Are there people that don't know it's made using alcohol? It's often made using bourbon because it already has some vanilla notes.

@NickDiGiovanni Beaver anuses.

@NickDiGiovanni I prefer using high alcohol bourbon or whiskey.

@NickDiGiovanni Did you rather use Castoreum?

@NickDiGiovanni actually it’s the same thing as bitters, they both contain alcohol but neither of them require an ID to purchase, but imo if you can chug bitters and/or vanilla extract as a minor, you earned that fucking buzz

@NickDiGiovanni 👍🤠

@NickDiGiovanni I know, nobody believes me when I say buy vanilla you mush brain.

@NickDiGiovanni What if I don't have old vanilla extract to make another bottle of vanilla extract?

@NickDiGiovanni I was promised a beaver's butthole.