How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Indians are notorious for dying in the most comical ways. They're like their own cartoon characters in Bollytoons.

It's utterly ludicrous :)

😂😂😂

It’s always crazy to me that none of them have any idea what to do, first option would obviously be the stop button, second would be getting a pry bar to relieve some pressure. I saw one where a guy was being hung by a string of cloth and they never cut the string.

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At what point would one learn that it's dangerous in general to work and live in India, so that one is more careful with everything they do, like...i don't know.... sticking ones head into an elevator shaft??

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Not one of them thought to hit the up button?

If these are their medical super stars... id take my chances at a Jiffy Lube with a car mechanic

The actual shocking thing is that it never occurred to any of these DOCTORS that this could possibly be a pinch hazard..

That lift out foxed her. Just like trains

They don't even change their shit stained pants. Changing a lightbulb is a little ambitious.

That nigga ded

Or use a fucking plate 🍽

Elevator/ trash compactor looked good on paper.

They’d have to find it in the mountain of trash they live in.

Brain surgeon?

she was fighting off her dna telling her to empty the bucket of waste down there bless her

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Indians are not serious people. This is some looney tunes shit.

It's as if they are doing this crap on purpose

The thing that trapped and killed her is actually a safety feature intended to keep you from putting body parts in the shaft.

Not even Wiley Coyote died this many cartoon deaths 💀☠️

NHS would collapse, apparently...

How in the fuck can these stupid cunts manage to get H1B visas for america working in fields like microsoft, apple etc, when they're so fucking dumb they practically kill themselves in dumb ways and ruin their home country from their filth 🙄🙄

Doctors & Engineers, huh?

She's gone 😔

She nearly invented the guillotine but the French beat her to it.

Every year, how many Indians die trying to change a light bulb?

She's ok. It was just her head. She wasn't using it.

an entire village

Look at how unconcerned the crowd is. These are people who know and love her. She's one of them and part of their community. Complete and total indifference. Now imagine that group assessing your toddler's need for a surgery or reviewing the insurance claim to pay for it.

Collective IQ in that room - 15.

Your future doctor