How people in Europe GENUINELY walk

Don't forget the grandmas that walk in front of you but they're moving from one side of the sidewalk to the other reaaaaally slowly so you can't get past them... like some sort of fucking quantum grandmas...

They are bumping you to pickpocket you buddy cause u look like a foreigner

Man all this tells me is they pickpocketed the fuuuuuck out of you

Gon hit him with this next time that happens to me :

The ending…I knew it was coming and cackled anyway 😭

typa shit made by an american who’s never walked in a space with more than 4 other people going their own way

Bro don’t know he getting pickpocketed

How else will they try and pickpocket you 😂

Put thumbtacks and cat shit in your pockets to combat pickpocketing

That’s definitely how New Yorkers walk too. 😭

Some people walk so slow it’s like they’re on death row and have no aims or goals in life. Why even wake up in the morning just to exist as a perpetual inconvenience? smh

New drinking game : Take a shot every time an American claims something applies Europe-wide, but shows a pic or video of Italy or France only.

They say they can tell an American just by the way they walk, and I have to agree, because we don't walk like savages.

This is how tourists walk. Its not "people in europe" you're just in places with lots of tourists.

😅😅😅That shit would burn us up out here NYC. You do that you might get into a whole fist fight. When tourist come out here to Manhattan this exactly what be happening

I’ve been to that museum and city David’s cock is smaller than I thought

Not our fault Americans are so big they take up half the path

When I was in Greece I was walking with my friends in pairs of twos and we just see like 7 people walking side by side, talking to each other, not looking ahead and when they bumped into us they just stared at us like we were in the wrong 😭

Then they bring that nonsense to New York

I wonder how many tourists get their valuables taken from pickpockets on a daily like this? 🥀

Do that in the wrong place in Europe and you’ll get smoked

Not true. It's either tourists or the people planning to mug them. I used to live in a tourist hotspot and had to avoid the city centre every summer. The crowds .. the noise .. and the endless conversations you somehow got dragged into were all too much for me.

meanwhile u cant walk in america, u gotta take a highway to ur nearest gym

The way he went from street gremlin to art gallery whisperer in one cut. Bro saw David and still had the same 'why are y’all like this' energy. Peak traveler experience.

You think you’re safe ton ton?

I think this is just because there are subtle social cues people follow that differ from culture to culture. The dodge patterns are just a bit different and take time to learn.

Acting like they the only ones on the whole block

Stop flexing on us bro

That's too much talk coming from people who don't walk at all

It’s always great to find a video that is randomly the funniest video ever for no reason

Tony my man whatever you do get this whole shit comped. this right here is a work expense. you're making art. I'm talking plane tickets, museum entry, even the fucking cappucino you got after lunch. the IRS aint entitled to any of that shit

Except it's an American visiting Europe...

We're sorry, we don't want to shake the American snowflakes we really don't do it on purpose.

This could never happen in the US. There aren't that many small towns where people are walking everywhere. This happens with cars all the time though.