How people who make Guinness their personality think we see them

@tomnestorcomic Hey screw you, guy 😭

@tomnestorcomic I laughed out loud at “I wanna start looking like a prick” but come on let’s not disrespect the GOAT here 😅

@tomnestorcomic The old "not as good as i had in Ireland" hahaha

@tomnestorcomic Splitting the G is the LAMEST adult toddler crap

@tomnestorcomic Shitting Mars Bars next morning juice

Black water coming out your arse like a fucking octopus

@tomnestorcomic Ronald Flump invading the sovereign territory of your arse coz he’s heard how many barrels of the black stuff you’re producing.

@tomnestorcomic Why do gingers always smell of piss n biscuits tom

@tomnestorcomic How is it that everyone that has either comic or comedy in their Twitter handle is never fucking funny ? There is literally no exception to this rule.

@tomnestorcomic That’s right

@tomnestorcomic Why does he have the hat above his ear?

@tomnestorcomic @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS You are brilliant this is so accurate !

@tomnestorcomic Do air fryers

@tomnestorcomic Christmas Eve 2024 there was a shortage of Guinness in the area and one of the Uncles was livid and blaming the “stupid split the G craze” 🤣🤣 Have something else, Francis!

@tomnestorcomic @SimonGee37 @sawoodland2

@tomnestorcomic @custardbowl1

@tomnestorcomic @THaile91 10000000% you. Fucking loser

@tomnestorcomic @cw27984

@tomnestorcomic @keith_salsa splash??

@tomnestorcomic Please do people that film their “fitness journey” in gyms. Getting to the ridiculous stage they show up with a camera crew.

@tomnestorcomic @lfc_arrow (sorry, I had to) 😘

@tomnestorcomic @smith99_nick 😂

@tomnestorcomic I'm Irish and I've been waiting for someone to puncture this pretentious shite. Love it!

@tomnestorcomic @FredMcQuiggan

@tomnestorcomic @LTP_Bench

@tomnestorcomic Super but it misses a key to Guinness drinkers wankery; rating pubs on the quality of the Guinness. Fulfils 2 key points; gives the people the perception that Guinness isn’t just one uniform taste, but most importantly the debate as to why “more drunk here so cleaner taps” etc

@tomnestorcomic @lfc_arrow 😆😆😆

@tomnestorcomic @Davec_AMT

@tomnestorcomic “I want to start looking like a prick”

@tomnestorcomic Guinness is the best

@tomnestorcomic Fucking nailed it haha. Got a fair few mates that have pulled out every one of them cliches.

@tomnestorcomic I’m Irish, I’ve drank Guinness since I’m 15-16 I genuinely only heard about “splitting the G” a few months ago, and I’m 40 Lads shut the fuck with your gay games and drink your pint ffs

@tomnestorcomic 🤣🤣

@tomnestorcomic 🤣🤣🤣

@tomnestorcomic Lol. You’re funny. 😁

@tomnestorcomic Do not disrespect the king like that

@tomnestorcomic Do one on the tits wearing shorts when it's freezing