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How tf do you recover from this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Obinna Chukwu ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Obinna Chukwu3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Only poor people treat their children this way, embarrassment upon embarrassment. They're in trauma and can't understand why their kids ain't swimming in the miserable ocean of their "reality" with them.

Vaccine ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Vaccine3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

This is the easiest thing to recover from. The guy will surely bag that girl so easy

Nr. Ezra Madu ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Nr. Ezra Madu3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

One day she will beg this same boy for a grandchild, and he will completely ignore that topic as if it means nothing

Bureau-39 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Bureau-393 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Bro will bag the babe easily after that incident

Bestiano ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Bestiano3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The last word: do we like this one? for me Nooooooo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Munya ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Munya3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

No recovering from this for sure๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

Imam Baqeer๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™€๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Imam Baqeer๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™€๏ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

And the guy don win her heart already ooo ๐Ÿ˜‚

tess๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿชท ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
tess๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿชท3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I'd move out of the country, planet sef

เคฌเฅเคฐเคพเค‚เคกเคฎเคฒเคคเคฟเคธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
เคฌเฅเคฐเคพเค‚เคกเคฎเคฒเคคเคฟเคธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Fuck, how can this bro ever face anyone in the church ever again after this The mom just destroyed him mentally, African mothers and always doing too much

Let's Talk Anatomy ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Let's Talk Anatomy3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Omo na to dey ur dey oo ๐Ÿ˜… Probability of recovery = 0

Iyke ๐Ÿฆโ™Œ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Iyke ๐Ÿฆโ™Œ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The mother still good, Mama Iyke will seize that phone.

denis ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
denis3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Simps showing up on a daily ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Chidi O ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Chidi O3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Omo na from that church I dey relocate go Damaturu

Ithe Wa Njoroge ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Ithe Wa Njoroge3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Change my gender, name, country, career, languages spoken, height, weight and race ๐Ÿ˜‚

praise ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
praise3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Something my mom can do ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

nwokoro bobby ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
nwokoro bobby3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Bro if yu come across dis text , it means yur life don spoil cause wat da fvk, no just enter dat church bro. Seriously, come on man. this is killing to de extent yu clean tears, broski mess up. Asam speaking to you now go start new life for kaduna. JESUS CHRIST.....

tekenaprecious ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
tekenaprecious3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

You don't, you just go into the bushes and weep

I Am A Nigerian ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
I Am A Nigerian ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

If na me be the guy, I swear I go give the girl my phone make she put the number again oh ๐Ÿ˜‚ Or as her to call her number for me make I save am ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Which kind yeye, bitter, over sabi aunty Karen usher be this?

Philz ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Philz3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Lol.. did u say recover... Even the pastor's prayer can't heal him from that . The girl had to double check on him. She self feel am

Odunayo Philip Joy ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Odunayo Philip Joy3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

This cannot be real, it is so funny

Don Luigi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Don Luigi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I'll put shame aside and collect the number then after that day I'll pretend to my mother that I turned g@y. Na she go beg me to follow girls for church ๐Ÿ™„

Sir Morgan Gadgets.NG ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Sir Morgan Gadgets.NG3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

He started feeling the urge to enter the ground ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chika ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Chika3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Thereโ€™s no coming back, G!

Ryu Kraken ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Ryu Kraken3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

You don't. Had to write-off all the babes in the High school when it happened to me. Got a slap in front some babes I was chatting with for holding up the car after attending a school concert for my cuz. Never talked to those girls again ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

MMBJ Official ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
MMBJ Official3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ If you are still under your parents i bet there is nothing you will do than to just take the L and move on, it's embarrassing, but you wanna beat her? Highest you can do is to collect the girl number back and be running your show lowkey.

Big Meech ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Big Meech3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Sadly, But who feeds you, Controls you! My mom would do the same shit ๐Ÿคง And seize the phone too. But Overtime the Young shall Grow ๐Ÿฅฒ

โ„ข๏ธ๐Ÿฆฃ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
โ„ข๏ธ๐Ÿฆฃ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Bro tried to bag the chorister, mathee akamshow askizee ground ni mbaya ๐Ÿ˜‚

Twinomugisha ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Twinomugisha3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Surely start looking for a travel ticket, changing the country ASAP

bless ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
bless3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

These are some things my mom will always support me with. She will even talk to the girl on my behalf

Daniel ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Daniel3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Could still work if she likes you though .

Buchi Mpire ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Buchi Mpire3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Well itโ€™s nothing to be ashamed off,if I was feeling the boy before we go continue ooh I def knw how African mothers can be.

Mufasa Not Young Simba ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Mufasa Not Young Simba3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Recover? I'm immediately relocating to Antarctica to live with penguins๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

BENSON ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
BENSON3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

My chances for quitting that church is valid๐Ÿ˜‚

Akinola Israel | Storyteller ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Akinola Israel | Storyteller3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Tomorrow now, she will be begging him to bring wife come house ... Lol

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