How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE

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This killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

5) Don’t be here illegally. Studies show that ICE is not really interested in you if you’re a US citizen, unless of course you’re violating rules 1 & 2.

Deport them ALL, and...

"Every life matters, even the stupid ones." 😆 🤣 😂

Intrusive thought: "I should post this on NextDoor and enjoy the leftard meltdown".

How to not get shot by ICE: Step 1: don’t attempt to mow down ICE with your car Step 2: see step 1

Learn to weed first

Stop being a radical liberal will help too.

Don't show up armed to confront ICE

You should mention the possible renaming of the organization to the National Imigration Customs and Enforcement, NICE. This could help the logically challenged.

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Great work! Sad we have these paid protestors in our country.

Extra points for using 'expectorating' 🤣🔥

Now this is gonna trigger some folks... 🤣 Love it. Brainwashed people should be mocked and ridiculed.

It's simple common sense, stay out of ICE's way and you will be fine.

Its sad that even a comedy show understands this better than half of the country 😅

You have done some great work in the past few years. This, however, is a departure. No matter what you think of the actions of people protesting the ICE goons, it is a very bad look to be suggesting that their victims are to blame. No real law enforcement officer supports this.

I'm still confused. Am I supposed to harass law enforcement or not? I'm pretty sure that if you disagree with a long-standing law you're supposed to destroy government property or impede their operations.

I love it! Thank you I feel safer already. You might of saved my life.

Not being a psychotic maniac and assaulting state agents like a rabid dog is basically impossible for leftists, but that might help as well.

Almost like this should be required curriculum in public schools. Maybe include it in Life Skills class with changing oil, sewing on a button, applying for a job, and doing taxes. If there is such a class these days.

Lots of basic truths here; fighting the cops ( city, state or federal) has never been a good idea.

This is hysterical! Worthy of SNL--except they never would in a million years.

Another tip: don't cosplay a Marxist revolutionary hero. There is no revolution. You are not a hero. Marxism is stupid. You might get hurt.

<thinking> Step 1: Don't be illegal. That's it. That's the guide. Tried to make it longer. Can't. HR wanted a flowchart. Every arrow points to step 1. Paid by the word. I owe them money. </thinking> Promoting public safety awareness 📋

Stupid lives matter (unfortunately).