How to become a real estate agent

I wish this was satire

Can I knock you out? I’m from Aus

@p4bloETH Meet at ur mum’s place

Genuine question - let’s organize a slog in west melb boxing gyms ?

@purplepingers Sounds like you’re projecting I’m asking for a controlled bout in a gym. Maybe you should fuck off back to South America

@purplepingers Fuck yeah We don’t need cartels here Now get the fuck out before we start lining you up 🔫

Here you go Pingers. These dudes definitely took the same course

How about getting off your bum, saving for your house and building up a property portfolio? You are a loser always will be.

Are tenants people? Day two of “Clayton’s” course in how to become a real estate agent covers this topic. They learn, no, tenants aren’t people. 🤣 🤦‍♀️ 😳 I am people. I rent. #AffordableRentingNow #HousingForAll #auspol

This is the best video you have ever done 😂

The extended course includes some tips on puffing up your SM to intimate that you’re a success and have actually finished high school.

I love that your name is Clayton. 🤣

Is it true that crypto bros are the ones who couldn't get through day 1?

I'd say a real estate 2 day course would cover more useful stuff than a 'humanities/arts' degree would in 3 years.

Chef's kiss, pingers.

Melbourne uni campus cocksucker Exhibit A

Seems through..

Forgot after the first day:- Student Networking = piss up down the local club/restaurant While having a leary go at chatting up the disinterested staff also having a loud circle-jerk with each other, followed by vomiting in the uber

Purplepingers Law: The answer to any question posed in the title of a real estate training module is always ‘no’ 🤣

Clearly fake: you need have a shit-eating grin while you happily fuck people over.

You wavered on the verge of cracking up at one point 🤣🤣

How to become a communist grifter your next video??

Twat!!!

You forgot to mention how many times they rack up each day

How to run for Parliament. Suck up to the Socialists.

This skit is so unbelievably dry and you still had to look at notes for it.

Man poor people suck at comedy

What a loser

I was in real estate 20 years ago, when you could do the course in a few days OR for $300 over 3 month. So you’re correct for those prior to 2021, now it’s a certificate and takes 6 months.

The hilarious fact is that a communist like you would struggle in all aspects of being an agent.

Where’s the important part? You know, about which car you should drive?

You don’t become a Real Estate Agent overnight. It takes a two day Course and done online

Hey Siri.. Show me somebody you shouldn’t let babysit your kids…☝🏻☝🏻

@mariewalsh18 I have encountered some very fine real estate agents, so I know this is not true, but it is funny!

Accurate 😂

You forgot to mention to drive around in a shiny new car, preferably a Mercedes Benz