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How to escape plane crash 101 🙏🏻
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This oyibo wan ment 😂

🤣

If you’re laughing at this video as a christian/relig!ous person.. I applaud your selective logical reasoning.. Reboooooosh!!!🔥🔥🤣

Is that not ‘egbe’ in disguise 😂😂😂 Na because of person wey foolish, God create person wey wise. If the members no foolish, how e go make money.

We owe awon iya wa oshoronga an apology fr

I believe in miracles but I also believe that God does not do silly miracles.

But we believed 3 people were inside fire and didn’t burn ? We believe Jesus walked on water ? We believed one person stretched rod and sea divided ? But only this one is somehow ‘silly’ ? We can’t be selectively logical naw🤣 Lol i’m waiting for everyone in front sha

I said "I" not "we"

@ThaBoyYom Do you believe that: 3 people were inside fire and didn’t burn ? Jesus walked on water ? one person stretched rod and sea divided ?

@ThaBoyYom There is nothing God can not do

I can't help but wonder what goes through the mind of every single person in that church. Is it that they are just under the influence of something, or do they just don't use their brains to reason effectively? It's annoying and, at the same time, funny that there are people who believe this under the delusion of FAITH.🤦

He knows they’re all brainless entities for gathering there in the first place EVERY PASTOR is well aware that.. All his members are brainless.. First things first!!

@TheIdrisOlajide It’s called teleportation, You need to believe and it happens Bro there is God

@Jay_llionaire @ThaBoyYom @TheIdrisOlajide Have you teleported before?

@Jay_llionaire @ThaBoyYom I think he has. He's related to Minato or Tobirama I guess.🙂

could have just seen the crash and stayed home instead of waiting till he almost died. Risky! Thank God it’s just a sermon 👀.

Lol just like how there’s always yearly prophecy Pastors churn out at the beginning of EVERY YEAR Yet, not a single one saw covid coming in 2020 They had to tell their congregation it won’t affect them after it came Or maybe God purposely hid it from ALL HIS MESSENGERS😆

Covid wey shut the gates of popular religious and historically spiritual locations? You see any body do miracle with “ coco “ dey play…

Don't be surprised, some people has accepted it as the standard and the right thing to do, they will forget the safety measures of the aircraft.

You didn’t hear the cheers from his congregation afterwards ? Very brain-dead id!ots

Deäth right now 👇🏻

The more I update my Whatsapp status with your tweets and videos,the more I amass frenemies😂😂😂😂

Lol now imagine the number of people wey go don tire for me on&offline

Uncountable. Untill we choose to be free these MOG who reduce someone's IQ to pinch of salt,we will continue funding their extravagant life while we wallow in abject poverty.

You dy listen to pastor 😂😂😂. Oga go leave you for trenches ooo

the pastors are playing with God than we the followers🤦♂️

Lol you get.. Never has it been recorded that God struck one of these fake idiots using his name to catch obvious cruise dead Na me wey dey point their folly out e go deal with coz ‘touch not my anointed’🤡

Take this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Old age nor be sign of wisdom true true

Jesus im crying 😪😪

Oyinbo is perplexed

Just look at this

😂😂😂ohhh myyyyy days

Shhhh.. The carnally minded can’t understand ways of the holy spirit pls🤫🤫🤫

If it’s Juju people will believe but since it’s God nobody believes. Because this generation believes the devil is more potent God. Before Juju, there was God

The werey knows the probability of most of them getting into a plane crash in their lifetime is almost 0, he knows they’ll have no opportunity to test his folktales ! Why he no talk say for car crash

The cheers and claps 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

This oyibo no believe Wetin she hear 🤣

When is he going to release that of "how to escape from okada facing trailer crash" ? Awon werey HD 😂😂😂

Among the congregation, there are so many brilliant minds, including professors and doctors. It's surprising to see them sitting and listening to this confusing talk.🤦🏽♂️

God is a patient man ooo Cux 😭😂😂

Abeg where this pastor dy We suppose mend am

And yes his sheep's believe him

Jesus, Pastor too watch Harry Potter 😭

what if i teleport into my car and that car com get accident too? 😭😭

Lmao

Omo I don tire

Wait what 😭😭😭😭😭

If I were Christian, I'd suspect many pastors of being secret atheists who are mocking Christianity

Their stupid congregations will never see it this way

Her mouth open she no fit close am…”Abi no be Religion wey we introduce?”

@collarjaw1972 I heard seyi law What is “seyi law” doing in speaking in tongues.

Na to use am go Canada, take a flight from Abuja to Lagos, do the prayer, imagine you are in Canada. Boom! You are now abroad



