How to get a japanese GF:

Odd, that exactly how I got my German ex-wife. The problem is the amount of Chocolate needed to keep them grows exceptionally and exceeds pay checks after a while.

Lmaoo the look on her face! I’m crying lol

You mean Thai?

I'm ready with these boxes of Koala's March

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This is actually pretty funny hahah

No van?

Well, if I knew if it was that simple

It’s time for me to cover myself in chocolate and start offering chocolate bars XD I’m joking obviously well maybe not about giving out chocolate bars

I just tried this and got called a misogynist

Does it really work? 🤔

"Warning: Feeding wildlife may cause dependency and inability to live in the wild."

Wish it was that easy

It works?

Wow, wish I knew that a long time ago.

It can’t be that easy.

Its really odd that what yall think is cute is not to us

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Lol cute best we have here is Hershey bar though

Good sense of humor me think 😅

I'll try this hahahaha

😂 I wish it was that easy.

I mean, it makes sense, Meiji Chocolate is really good.

I want chocolate

that's a schoolgirl

😂 if it's that easy

Gyaru 🤔

do I have to spike it first

Gifts? Not love?

lol bitch barely took a bite fml

If you like the chocolate bar how about we go for some other desserts 😋