How To Hold a Baby

educational product

I will sow one velcro into each of my palms so I can dual-wield babies and attack with the other one as a bonus action.

no, that breaks the meta

"First, you must take your right hand...." *sticks out left hand* Very educational. I want my own Doobus Baboogus, but I am all out of "hmnummumh"

I can't believe I'm retweeting an ad

I'm sorry :c

Oh yeah baby, I'm here with perfect timing

PLUSH

I can’t believe it took me this long to realize that Doobus is supposed to have a beard.

I love you too Goob!