How to keep a baby entertained on a flight for hours

TSA: “what’s the roll of tape for” You: “my baby” TSA:

That’s how you’d keep me entertained

I’m sure the person in the seat in front loves having the tray being banged on and jiggled the whole time.

How to keep adults entertained on a flight for hours:

The adhesives are super healthy for them to absorb into their skin.

Tbh that would keep anyone entertained for hours.

If you have a baby or toddler, I think it’s an unspoken social norm that you forefit your right to visit restaurants, bars, and most importantly… airplanes. I think an airline with a 10y/o+ age restriction would actually be pretty successful. Drive. Daycare. Babysitter. Literally anything but subjecting people to a piercing scream. I’m sorry.

This is the ultimate dad hack. A seven month old discovering sticky magic while you sip coffee in silence. Hardware store wins again.

The people in the front:

Not a real baby, real babies shove stuff into their mouth 😤

Anything…so dad can stare at his phone the whole flight.

Or just fcking maybe, DONT TAKE 7months old baby on board

I did this last month with 10 months old twins- and all I have to say is that those suction-cup fidget spinners are a GODSEND

More like entertained for five minutes. But that’s still better than nothing.

Painters tape sticky side is full of toxic chemicals… not good idea. Think McFly

Babies can be a nightmare during flights , keeping them busy helps a lot.

This is a great post to mute all the miserable cunts who hate babies

Taking babies on flights should get you put on the no fly list

Don't buy this trick. Babies have short attention spans. Just pack noise canceling headphones.

Here’s an idea. Put down your phone and engage with the little fella.

Genius idea 💡, it also help his motoric development

too much work. i just let mine scream and kick the seat in front of him, he loves it!!!

The making of a great future house painter! 😂

I'm not gonna be the only one to say "that would probably work for me, too", am I? *high five* my people!!

This generation so algorithm damaged they see a kid having fun without a screen and treat it like a miracle from God

God forbid you need to put your phone down and bond with your child..

How sad the the phone is more important than the baby 😞.

In his mind when he rips off the tape.

I play games with mine and it also works great

hey how about putting the phone down long enough for your child to know who you are...maybe try reading them a book and engaging with them ...i know its hard...

LOVE this!

Genius and wish I thought of this, not as good as dad digital pacifier tho 😂 Dads, get off your phones in front of the kids 🙏

Bwahahaha, parents with easy kids telling other parents how easy parenting is. You have no idea.

We brought tape but we used it on their mouths.

When he becomes a teenager you give him a can of spray paint. Airline might not let you back on.