How To Name Your Black

Black people don’t need the CIA, they’re just that retarded.

Black people do your kids a favor and quit this shit.

Fel Lòn. It’s French.

Quantavious is my favorite.

@Howlingmutant0 had created the best black name, Welfareius.

Yeah, it’s not the CIA blacks are just that stupid to begin with

Hingle McCringleberry and Jackmerius Tacktheritirx were the best

I remember hearing a black woman call out to her daughter, Tequila, at a Walgreens once.

very accurate

The Central Intelligence Agency is the agency that steals black people's intelligence, because they know black people would be the center of the world if they didn't. They believe something like this, right?

i remember seeing someone naming their kid Orangejello, they named their kid ORANGE JELLO, it's hard to get more getto than that

I'm so glad my parents gave me an ordinary English name and none of this crazy bs.

Smash the keyboard and say, "Go wit dat!"

Who are these guys? They're fucking hilarious.

Black people do such insane shit their only reasoning they could find is "da gubmint did it." I'm sure there was an FBI chef somewhere handcrafting koolaid pineapples.

ITS DA CIA MANE

I think there may be a significant percentage of black youth crime that can be directly the result of anger that they have carried from young childhood about having to constantly spell their names and how to pronounce them because the spellings often have no phonetic connection to any known language, and "don't forget to the apostrophe randomly inserted between syllables for no particular reason"

I'm so happy my parents named me something fucking normal

Worked with a girl who named one of her kid Semaj, pronounced C-ma-J, James backward.

Filipinos naming their son: Boy Filipinos fine-tuning the spelling to make it sound like an American pronounced it: Bhoy Infant came out female: Girlie

Tyzarious Dashawn, Zakyih Ty’Juan, Alfonso, and E’Quaviaun Demonte shot up da mall, bruh. Major blacktivities.

Look at literally any College Football roster

Asians that come to America know in order to get jobs and climb the corporate ladder they have to change their name. Black people don't want to change then blame the system for discrimination. You may not like it but that's how it works. Adapt or die.

my brothers name is Marcus. His brothers name is David his sisters? Keisha and Sheeba. His niece/nephew? Antionne, Aaron, Kenya. Why my brother have the only white people name in his family besides HIS brother? lol

Kinda fucking sad actually 😂😂

All I could think about at the end 😂😂

Mercedes, the brand, was named after a girl.

yall do the meme everyday😂😂😂

Actually niggers are so stupid they will do these without cia or Mossad interference

Don't forget about Jermajesty Jackson

i truly believe the real reason so may job applications for black people are rejected is cause the name is so outlandish that they just assume they are fake and don't bother

Draymond

I wouldn’t hire a black person when I was a business owner. They have no emotional control, and a very low work ethic.