How to open a champagne bottle!

So you tickle the bottle

Bro is edging the champagne bottle

Just remove the cork like everyone else. Don't be a ponce.

So fast forward To the last 7 seconds. You don’t have to watch all 90 minutes of this

Once you loosen the cage, these bottles practically open themselves. The real proper way is to slowly let the cork out until it sighs like a virgin. That way you keep the bubbles in suspension.

No reason for it to be 43 seconds long

So you drink the pieces of glass that come inside???

If only there was an easier, simpler way to open the bottle.

Does it taste different when you open it that way?

I believe the correct term is sabrage