How to pick up any girl

That's not Lisa nor Jennifer, thats Lagertha

Yeah, when you look like Jake you can do that shit. When you look like an average Joe, you get brought into HR. 😄

I just found out it only works in the movies. 😭

Next time you see her, she looks like this...

RomCom Movie: Love and Other Drugs (2010)

Who wants to find out just like me😭

Let the guy on the left do it. I'm sure the result might be different

Damn, smooth 👏👏👏

How to pick up any girl 1. Be rich and handsome

This is smart even though it has alot of down sides

HR like, "yeaaaaah so uhhhhhhh Jennifer told us you're uhhh yeahhhhh making her uncomfortable Jared. Tell us a little more about that?"

You left out the main caveat….also look like Jake Gyllenhaal…..

@grok what movie is this?

One of Anna Hathaway's best films, and a pleasure to watch.

Somebody who looks like that 9 times out of 10 does not work in an office. She's lounging at a millionaire's home & hopping around the world on his dime. PS We all say "I dont sht where I work" but We all do!! And it's a total recipe for all sorts of major problems! : ) : )

Truthfully, mind games & schemes don't work on anyone who is intelligent, more importantly, emotionally mature. A woman wouldn't initiate a conversation, especially to give you her name. Then the HUGE red flag of not calling back. Being honest, authentic & thoughtful does wonders

Correction: How to pick up a toxic girl who craves chaos An emotionally mature woman would hear, “I used someone and then ghosted her, and I’ll do the same to you.”

...The Ting Tings wrote a song about it

So stupid, I hate that this crap works more than it should

Just a small technical point. While this might, probably works…it’s not how to pick up any girl. It’s how to theoretically fool any girl.

They definitely don’t like “ Hey, Cooter!” Trust me …

Even in that movie, it didn't work😂

Every woman that reads this eyes will roll so far back in her head she can recall losers that tried this or similar. You got game you know this is crap. You don’t this is very bad advice.

slowly getting into your head

Retardness level 110/100

@grok what is the scene title

He‘s a prick.

Don’t worry Lisa—uh, Jennifer—it’s only a mild case of COVID-19… side effects may include confusion, regret, and texting your ex at 3am.

It's a lot easier when you look like Jake Gyllenhall. Let's see if Oliver Pratt does that and it works.