How to Speak Midwest

I was going to write a comment about how accurate this is… but then the Midwest kicked in and I deleted it because I didn’t want to inconvenience anyone by reading it. Then I wrote this instead.

I tell you what it's not bad in the sun but it's chilly in the shade (it's 30°f)

"Boy I sure am sick of this rain" "Yea, but we needed it".

It wouldn’t be so bad without the wind.

The truth is always funny, thanks for the laugh

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. Any suggestion that it IS the heat, is unacceptable.

Ope!

If it isn’t too much of an issue. How about the difference between rural and urban Midwest lingo

The long goodbyes, takes me twenty minutes to leave a family gathering