how to train your customers

the people filming this must not actually work in service, the last thing i wanna hear working is some moron customer saying any more words than necessary. i dont wanna be told hello or asked how my day is, just say why you're here, shut the fuck up, and leave asap.

“I’d like a black coffee” *pfft* 💦 “Okay, I guess we’re both wet now”

I didn't want to do it but I'm shitting in the urinal now.

What a great way to end up with zero customers!

Great example for reinforcement learning!

That so many ppl don’t realize this is staged and just a joke is insane

Okay but WHY can't they just use NORMAL sizes?!

Shut the fuck up and do your job, this is why I always use the self order machine.

Plot twist: Didn't even work there

Fuck this. no one cares how you are. Do your job and make my coffee yo. You spray me in the face with some water and I promise you I will get you fired. It may take me days, weeks or months, but I will get you fired.

And I would turn around and walk out….i don’t know what is in that bottle

Shes nice! This would be my appropriate level of patience:

I’ve been a bad boy. Spray me again please

I accept your terms on the condition that I can punch you in the face if you ask me to use your app.

Low key don’t care if a customer is nice to me, just don’t be an ass or stupid. A simple thank you is enough really

Miss me with that tall, grande shit.

dont want to be a Karen but first time she sprays me “can I speak to your direct supervisor”

When people do subtitles on their viseos. Can they actually get the spoken word correct? Id rarher a video with no captions on if theyre going to be wrong. Its like mistranslated manga, just please put the effort into the actually do correct translations or just dont bother.

customer service has entered obedience school

Someone ever sprays me with water I'm either slapping it out of their hand, or turning around and walking right out. In other words fuck hoes who feel entitled to jobs like this

Was with it up until forcing the sizing thing. Now you're just being an asshole.

" HEYY, IT'S ONE SPRAY PER EACH WRONG ANSWER. YOU SPRAYED TWICE! CHEATING"

Why can’t we have th at ALL service jobs?!?

after first spray i'm out and never come back

My favorite part is how she runs when her coworker comes after her. Honestly though, I love the idea, because customers in fast food can be horrible, but there's not way they'd make it that far into the conversation. Waffle House fights happen for a reason.

Fake. People are obnoxiously offended now so nice try.

Too funny. lol There were times back when I worked a counter that I wished I could have spray bottled some of the customer. :P

Based as fuck. Workers, take back the humanity the Customer-mindset has stolen from you.

Only a white man will tolerate a humiliation ritual like that for social media.

Assault btw, arrestable charge

After being sprayed one i would answer. "I am extremely horrible right now and you?" And would love to hear her response.