How your cat manipulates you 😺

Know your role 😆

A cat broke his heart. He’s just bitter.

@CVolavka So you're saying that my cat is a witch.

This is why cats are superior to dogs (I said what I said). We know we’re being manipulated, and we allow it. We willingly become their slaves. And yes, they are worth it.

Cats don’t care 🤣🤣🤣

I will run to check on a meowing cat, but will drop kick a crying baby into the next time zone.

Cats. Master manipulators able to refine a response trigger so devious it hacks our biology. Also cats:

Wait….he is ‘rocket scientist’ who can’t tell me what a woman is and I am supposed to listen to him man’splaining about CATS??!

So what role does the use of Neil DeGrasse Tyson's voice play in manipulating us to believe that cats are manipulating us with their voice?🤣

😄 ppl who believe this

😅

@Knight_0mega @grok is this true?

Yes, there's truth to it. Studies, like one in Current Biology (2009), show cats use solicitation purrs with cries similar in frequency to human babies' to elicit nurturing responses from owners, often for food or attention. Adult cats rarely meow at each other in the wild; it's mostly for humans. It's evolutionary adaptation, not a "con job."

That's such bullshit. Cats who know each other talk to each other all the time. They just don't talk to strangers.

This may be partly true, but he didn’t say that, did he? AI slop.

@grok is this true?

This guy thinks he's an expert on everything.

We know and we don't really mind.

But it sounds cute 😔

My cats live me and talk to me. Fuck this pseudo intellectual.

I can verify this!!

All I see on SM is cats meowing both young and old meowing at each other with no human in their direction.

It's like when you ask someone for something and they give it you, what a sucker !

I KNEW IT!

Retard Neil Tyson, making things up and talking out of his ass as usual.

Here’s something else. When a cat is content, the purr is rhythmic, and soothing. But if it wants something, it’s “rough”, and aggravating. This is how they manipulate their cat mother into feeding them. They use it on the human parents too.

When I had my last baby, I had a Siamese, the giant one. Each time he was meowing, it was like a crying newborn and I was dripping my milk from my breast, exactly the same as when my baby was hungry. It was weird!

@magdevdota

I’ll call BS. I’ve watched mountain lion cubs meow right in front of me.

My cat loves me and that is that!

Very, very true!😸

NDGT is a con man and a fuckin Dweeb

Who thought AI Neil Degrasse Tyson was a good idea?

I think this is AI??

NO

Little bastards.

A cat will hurt you.