How’s everyone’s day going?

oh dear they discovered midjourney

The crypto journey isn’t for the faint-hearted. Hundreds of red days. Dozens of boring days. A handful of euphoric days. But those who stay patient see the 20x–50x returns everyone dreams of. Survival is simple...do nothing. Let time do the heavy lifting. How do you keep calm during the slow days?

Everything's gotta be an action movie to these people

As an angry, violent white man? Maybe he’s been here the whole time.

Why is he still wearing the clothes of that era? Shouldn't he modernize or maybe even just come back naked? what are the swords for? Does he need a weapon? Also, what's taking him so long?

How he's actually coming back:

He's coming back white, triggered, and angry because he had to leave crossfit early?

>uses a choir version of “can you feel my heart” > BMTH being outspoken opponents of organized religion > literally a song in the same album criticizing religion The jokes literally write themselves

More like this I think.

I don't like John Wick Jesus. I have a sneaky suspicion that we killed his dog.

Be prepared, because this is probably going to be how he comes back……..just to see if these Christians are really practicing what they preach.