How’s everyone’s day going so far?

It's like buying tickets to the rodeo. Watch the exorcism. Exit through the gift shop.

The mental illness seems to be getting worse. 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️✝️ #MAGACultMorons

Well what more proof do you need of demonic possession? There is no other logical explanation.

Pretty intense orgasm. Now make sure you take out those beads and wash them!

Oh I bumbled about my house, cleaning my shower, and occasionally yelling “HOO” until a guy in a Gucci shirt, surrounded by cameras, broke in and growled at me through a microphone.

For the sake of everyone on earth, I really hope that that the allegories of Jesus actually end up with him being real, showing up at some point and just being as dumbfounded as the rest of us, he would be a top follower of this page btw 🤣

I like how the demon takes time occasionally to self consciously brush its banks across its cranium.

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Looking up reiki providers today.

I like how they're taking the pretend demon at face value. Satan's minions wouldn't lie!

Why did his voice sound more and more like a deep Cajun bayou accent? If we go by his logic that makes him a demon as well(since they hate bayou “magic”)