Huge points here. Massive. Seltzer guys are pussies

Can’t imagine caring about what people drink past the age of 21 lmao

I’m 36. I see a grown man grab a whiteclaw and he might as well be dead to me

Seltzers have a higher ABV than just about every light beer out there. Nothing wrong with crushing some claws on a hot day

Temperature is important

I drink what tastes good, and I know I'm in the minority but beers are not good. They call it an acquired taste for a reason. If beer was so good, non alcoholic beer would sell better.

You don’t like it. That’s okay. Don’t expect a parade. Just have a black Cherry and enjoy the night

Carl, you’re 50. Please stop commenting on college girl toks

Way to support your company’s beverages. Amateur hour over here.

You’re not compromising me pal

*chugging a topo chico, rubbing my balls as they shout at me* *also nodding*