Hurricane Marie's powerful surf opened a massive 30-foot-deep sinkhole outside a Malibu home reportedly owned by Nicolas Cage.

Cage hasn't been there in decades

Im sure he'd rather be dealing with a pinkhole or a stinkhole am i right fellas?

Hmmm seems like maybe we shouldn't build homes right on public coastline, eh?

…so anyways

Oh shoot. All the sand is gone under that multimillion dollar home. Why wouldn’t they build on a more suitable footing? Malibu is like the rolling hills for mud slides. That’s going to be an expensive fix .

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