I actually almost passed out from laughing so hard!!! You were warned! 😆😁💀🤣💀😆😬💀🤣😂🤔💀😂😆💀

When i was stationed in Japan, I took Ambien. I woke up about 90 miles away at Narita Airport, w/19 missed calls from my wife & 14 from my supervisor. I was soaking wet, sleeping on some random person's motorized scooter & 10 Big Macs from McDonalds wrappers. I hate McDonald's

Omg 😆 😲

I have yet to figure out if I lost my car before or after I bought the McDonald's.

I swear the one at the end about the bathroom tile, broke me 😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀

I had a whole MaryKay consulation at my house and didnt know until a box of product showed up.

Drove to Walmart and bought a $250 blender twice

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Ambien just makes me sleep lol I didn’t experience any of this lol I feel left out 😂😂😂

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I woke up naked in the kitchen eating chocolate chip cookies i made from scratch. Fkn Ambien

I’m so glad I quit that shit.

Right. I've never taken it and I never will yikes.

@Evulthotz It's great 😄 as long as you don't grab your car keys or get online.

@KatTheHammer1 It worked great for me for a couple of years. After a while it does something with food. You either crave it more or it tastes better. I woke up to burning food a lot. You cook in your sleep.

@KatTheHammer1 I think you're onto something about food. I'm not one to over eat, but I polished off a big tub of cookie dough from Costco.

@KatTheHammer1 I did Little Debbie’s. I woke up to just empty wrappers. No recollection at all.

Wow....I've never taken anything like that and NEVER will...that's crazy!

My military friend was watching my dog while I was traveling. He woke up crashed into a tree and my dog was found a week later.

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I had a client take it with alcohol. He was caught driving the wrong way down the freeway dragging a chain-link fence that was thru his passenger side door. That is such a dangerous drug. I wanted to laugh, but think of the lives that are endangered from it.

Ambien, bc LSD is illegal... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Ambien experience sounds exactly like the Xanax experience F that

I would order stuff on EBay and not remember. Take it but shut off computer first.

@CNforUSA 😂

😂 I ate one of those tubs of cookie dough from Costco. I ordered a trampoline that my husband was adamant not to have one. I miss Ambien. It was always and adventure.

Thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed that. 🤣

I just cant listen to her phoney laugh. Most of the comments aren't as funny as she pretends they are.

@AmesStraight Friend of mine took Ambien. Would find herself outside or that she had done weird things . She lives alone and figured Ambien wasn’t for her.

Maybe everyone taking Ambien should be a thing. Certainly make life much more interesting. I may even be able to tolerate most people….

@FarmGirlCarrie 🤣

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Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂

God Bless

Uhg! I used to wake up with food in my lap all the time. No more!

You may not want to share her stuff. She is anti ICE and was doxxing their location

@HarperLee6557 😳😳 DED 🤘🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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My mom took it one night, & called me panicked. Said there were goats in her bedroom & she couldn’t get off the bed. Then, she told me there were trolls in her sonic drink. 😂

lol 😂 I used to “sleep” eat on Ambien! I too think it’s forgetting you’re asleep!

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One time I took it, waited for it to kick in, did a whole love spell on a guy I was talking to at the time. We ended up being together for over a decade! So while it might be dangerous, it might also turn you into a super powerful witch. You have been warned! 🤷🏽‍♀️

That shit is messed up. Don’t know what that drug is even for and I wouldn’t want any part of something like that

Ur so awesome!!!! Thanks!

Couldn't figure out how the cat was getting so fat until I woke up and found a plate on the floor with half eaten fried fish & a lemon wedge. Ambien turned my hubby into the cat's personal chef.

I am crying 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣