i agree with joey barton

Would you mind going on Talk TV and GB News with this hot take and then they’ll stop ringing me?

I'll pretend I'm you.

If it makes you smile, happy to share with you the following anecdote. Medical conference about Menopause early 90s. Male professor telling us female doctors he knew what women wanted and that was to have periods after age 50 because it was making us feel feminine (???) to which we asked him how wearing pads could help our womanhood. Some suggesting he should do same to enhance his knowledge of what Women want. Still waiting for his reply...

The laugh at the end 😂😂😂

Couldn’t help it, it’s all so stupid.

My new hobby is reading the comments from those missing the irony

I like the fact that even though this is satire you were still mindful enough to do this in the bathroom so the family didn’t hear you 😆

I think all football punditry should be presented like this. I mean, you *are* sitting on the toilet in the downstairs loo, aren't you?

🥳😂😂😂👍Where's the Bloke?

The insane laugh completes it.