I AM NOT A SUNFISH

We know, you’re a Yunfish, they’re very different, nothing like a Sunfish, completely different species.

A Sunfish’s only natural defense is that they’re extremely undesirable to eat. Their strategy is to be bitten once and not get bitten again because their skin is too thick and their flesh is too gelatinous and foul-tasting.

We respec the yuynfish, portion her out into various delicious yuynfish based meals and give grace for her sacrifice that I might live another day

You heard her boys, she called herself a sunfish

Bold to assume you have any calories to take

We love you, Yewwie. Truly!

She may be a cool sunfish by atleast her outfit on the cooking collab today was fire 🔥

Something a Yunfish would say

I’m in disbelief.

Awww, I was waiting for the crashout

At best, you would make easy fuel for the fire

Sunfish are a parasites paradise after all.

Says the sunfish

That's like water saying it isn't wet.

We have standards. We die starving over being desperate enough to eat the Yunfish.

There is actually very little properly edible meat on a sunfish, they are for the most part just cartilage!

Don’t worry, you’ll find someone. You might have to drift in the ocean for a bit

please point to where these supposed calories are stored

Yeah sure…

I dont know. Your recent cooking stream showed you dont have too much on the bone...