i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

Just the bare necessities 🧸

No body shaming, nobody asking them to take GLPs, no cares if someone is recording them, just enjoying nature

Thought this was my dog for a second

Of course. He blows bubbles out of his nose. Bro is one with nature.

So nice to be in water

Zero emails. Zero taxes. Just salmon.

Bear Lake 😂🩰

🎶Look for the Bear necessities… the simple bear necessities 🎶

This is known.

Baloo, is that you?

Damn right 🤣🤣🤣

BEAR necessities of life. 🎶

"I could eat you fishy but naw... Imma just chill..."

Scanning the shore for any unattended "pic-a-nic" baskets... Source:

I wish I could be a fat bear floating down the river.

And your food casually swiming around you, waiting to be taken. Imagine...

I bet he's making motorboat noises with his mouth! 😄

Love the casual swat at a fish like its a poolside snack he's reaching for.

He's not fat, he's fluffy.

Floating into teh nom noms

I did it once, was pretty rad, right up there for sure

I want to be this bear right now

If bears can float then is the melting iceberg shit completely false? Well just googled it and polar bear population is up 400% since the 1950s.

Yep that's me 🐻

This fills me with a feeling of intense tranquility

And you're an apex predator at that?

... I bet the 🐊 feels even better!

Knowing you can eat, drink, piss and sleep anywhere you land is pretty peak. Until a human shows up with a pesky gun.

Fat bearing it for midterms

shame

Bouyant

he’s just living the dream of a frictionless existence 🐻

Top o' the morning, top o' the food chain!