I built **PATCHED** to help PHP administrators identify and resolve security vulnerabilities as quickly and efficiently as possible. With automated security monitoring, vulnerability detection, and streamlined patch management, PATCHED is designed to make securing PHP environments faster, simpler, and more accessible. Less time troubleshooting. More time building. Security shouldn't... be complicated. This is just the beginning. #php #cybersecurityshow more

wow thanks random shitcoin trader! this vibecoded application will surely help PHP administrators. I can see microsoft using this by tomorrow

🤝

@neburx Nice job fucking us all over with this

@ylukem its the random shitcoin trader (also scammer)'s fault that you are retarded enough to have bought it ?

Do you have solana address? So we can fund what you building

Yes.

Whats your sol add? Ill send you 50% of the supply

Its a new one. Dis works? F73mDXjXpfZAN4TQMAEXym6s71iD1KUboyXobDs2SrMf

@ollamagp you should just dump the 50% tbh lol

@ollamagp Any reasons?

@Fred__42069 @ollamagp which one do u want to choose？

@Fred__42069 @ollamagp Im already claiming fees on the $PATCHED token

Automating vulnerability checks and patch management is a smart move, especially for PHP admins handling multiple environments

Thanks 🤝

some actual idiots buying and pvping this

You didn’t issue the CA, giving scammers a chance to commit fraud.

CLAIM FEES ON THIS AND ENDORSE THIS ONE BRO PLEASE 2GEPkAjmz1gSMYxXYuLMxPviXZxRvWRHRAtfZJMWpump THE 50% ONE IS BUNDLED AND SOMEONE HAS ALL THE SUPPLY JUST ONE CLIP THE 50% ONE PLEASE

We sent it to your github

How did you find my git 🥲

Its ez 2GEPkAjmz1gSMYxXYuLMxPviXZxRvWRHRAtfZJMWpump

Nice timing with the new PHP RCEs. Does PATCHED auto-detect and queue fixes for CVE-2026-109618 / 109619, or is it more general version/vulnerability scanning? Also curious how the sandbox rollback works when a patch fails health checks.

Simpler PHP security means more time building

fuck scammer

Automating vulnerability detection could save PHP developers so much time

Yes

The standpoint is so solid... Focuses heavy on identifying weaknesses if systems wow 😲

Have u ever thought abt playing in traffic?

@Larpcheckbot check

This could save so many late nights chasing security issues

Did you accept the fees yet ?

Fist time seeing a project who's perspective lies on the security of the space... Others would rather chase narratives

hey ylukem can u make ur own coin pls

Wow., tis is just the beginning and I'm already surprised 🙀🙀... Now I don't have to worry about getting spied on

Post ca to be official claim. Scammers are to much

We need to make x community

This is just the beginning Troubleshooting made easy!

PHP security that actually stays simple

@Microsoft @Revolut @WhiteHouse patch it.

Nice project 🔥