I can not believe this got approved

Wonderful paid promo. (Thank you for not posting prediction market slop)

Thanks!

lol these special effects what the heck

how did you run so fast?

NO, YOU MADE PRIMEAGEN JR SAD NOOOO

@teej_dv Missed joke opportunity to say dadabase.

best ad i've ever seen in my life ever

@samlambert wow new ad meta. i need to up my shilling game

@samlambert shaming people, the new ad meta

@samlambert maslows hierarchy of needs ❌ shaming people ✅

We're in the business of making people into believers.

dang look at lil roscoe hustlin

lol this top tier ad

This is a crazy ad

"I mean you guys are absolutely on drugs, but I like it." - @samlambert

I loled hard at the kids

I just quick-ordered me some @PlanetScale, then I heard @beginbot's disclaimer at the end, and now I have to sell my home to pay for all this unrefundable planetscale to pay for my son's education. Please advise.

filming it first and getting the concept approved later is the only way to get things actually done

this is so dumb i love it so much lol

The perfect ad fit: - People who let down their databases - People who let down their children

This is a high end production

peak shit 😭 you guys are too good at producing ads.

Daddy, can you teach me Vim?

Yo @beginbot sorry you’re stuck being an intern who actually does the real work around there.

What the fuck did I just watch brother

no fucking way teej is that fast 💨

bro is creating the standard for X sponsored posts 🗣️ banger #ad.

is this the new dad went out for milk meme. "I'll brb database down"

My father abandoned me, but I don't need to abandon my kid.

this is wonderful

The best ad I've seen in a long time

So good

My reincarnation, finally

This rules

what the fuck lmao

Will PlanetScale scale when we go Universe Scale?

This ad is an absolute masterpiece

My favorite part is little baby Primeagen standing at the door. He's so cute. 😊