I cannot BREAAAATHE 😭

"not as the animal, but as the human!"

I hate Kennedy but he cracks me up every time he's grilling someone

"What about the beastality" is just amazing out of context

“ They are fucking the dogs, they are fucking the cats.” 😂😭😭

Never thought I’d agree with this Kennedy quack job but he has some good points! What the actual fuck is this admin doing???

i really, really dislike having to say this for my senator with the fake accent and aw shucks bullshit aphorisms but occasionally kennedy reverts to his roots as a no-nonsense politician and does an okay job at it

So the reasoning is that someone who was kidnapped and forced into beastitality may now qualify…? But if they were forced to commit beastitality against their will…well then they wouldn’t have been convicted of said crime and never disqualified in the first place.

The way this dude says "bee-stii-ah-lit-ee" is killing me

One of them fucked a pet. It’s glaringly obvious! 😭

How many FBI applicants are former victims of human trafficking that were forced to participate in acts of beastiality? Like do we have a ballpark figure?

Did Patel recently watch the first episode of black mirror?

Someone in the Epstein files raped a dog and is now trying to become an fbi agent this

Patel definitely loves the ol’ In-N-Out Animal Style, but he ain’t getting no burger & fries.

@snl run as is. No notes.

Who recommended the change then if it wasn’t Kash???

So this trafficking situation he’s talking about.. why would that be on someone’s record as a thing they did? Like I’m sure “victim of beastiality” already wasn’t actually a disqualifying feature. Also how many victims of this are trying to be in law enforcement?

Idiocracy aint got shit on this

I am going to explain it for everyone: Kash was involved in some type of hazing ritual wherein they were pressured into humiliating acts while video taped as a way for all the "boys" to trust eachother for the rest of their lives. They all have dirt on eachother and he is scared

Crazy part about why they’re making a joke about this is because the idf is being accused of using dogs to rape Palestinians.

So basically it disqualified @FBIDirectorKash

“we are not into beastiality” LMAO… what a shit show this country is man.. two fucking idiots attempting to understand one another..

He probably fkn the animals to man. Politicians are quite the damn actors!

he really is gonna die on this hill

I can’t stop laughing. Poor Sen. Kennedy …

This is actually pretty good. I mean, ultimately it's sad and horrifying that this is where we are at in 2026. But in a way, also slightly humorous.

Hes dead ass serious

Lots to unpack here

So they want to hire someone who was trafficked into fucking an animal?? More importantly why would they know that information about an applicant?? Who would confess to that???

"Either side" doesn't mean the animal...

"Wat planet did you pass in from?"

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omfg