I cannot explain how tf this happened

You genuinely might be the most unluckiest person to do no hit runs

this is a damageless run, so I had to restart the whole game from this.

The intrusive thoughts won

game wanted more Bank Heist so it created a magnetic car in real time

The cosmic rays are at it again

Dash heard you say you'd never play Sonic and took that personally

I can’t explain how much 7 year old Caleb DESPISED this level. It took me WEEKS.

Dash took a wrong turn to Albuquerque

Karma!