I cannot roll my eyes fast enough! 🤦🏻‍♂️

How did he say this so clearly with Trump’s balls in his mouth???

Bold choice with the purple there, Ted

Ted Cruz said he has a Shi Tzu dog that Kash Patel can fuck is all I got out of that

He looks like a bloated grape. Ted Cruz is a joke and she's just as dumb.

Ted is a bitch. Not only did Trump shit on his wife but he also said that NOBODY likes Ted once they get to know him.

Feeling like?

Is he commending Trump for his skill at being an asshole? oh and love that purple suit too, he should wear it on his next winter trip to Cancun.

This is giving Grape Ape vibes.

Why is he dressed like a pimp?

Well, the purple suit says it all.....

Living in Texas I can say: That Ted is done next election cycle.

Interesting suit choice….

Pimpin’ it!

Ted Cruz wants to be president. Thats a joke.

Is he hosting a game show after this interview?

@Revenant247 Like this….. 🤦‍♀️😂

@tedcruz is the biggest "yuck" in Congress and that is a huge fail because so many people suck shit!!! His #lavendersuit should disqualify him from living in the world!!! #oustthatcreepyfreak

Ted Cruz dressed like a supervillain whose power is booking a flight out of town at the first sign of danger.

Hey @tedcruz, your OPINION couldn’t be further from the truth! Here’s what you can do with your OPINION you lying SLUG 🐌

He’s complimenting the man who attacked him, his wife, & his father, praising how well the name-calling worked. Real “Spank me, daddy” energy. Get some self-respect, you worm.

Ted gives him waaaaaay to much credit to Trump. It’s a bully’s instinct. Not a genius instinct.

There are some things that I can't force myself to listen to and Ted Cruz's voice is one of them...

Are lavender suits a “thing” now?

Nothing like kissing the ass of the guy who attacked your wife.

Wait...The doofuses like Grandpa Munster here had a stroke over Obama's tan suit... What in the fucking Skittle is that suit color?!

@tedcruz has the perfect nose for looking DOWN on Texans. It's almost like God flattened it for him.

Oh brother!!🙄

You found the Ted Cruz doll, good boy!! 🐶

I’m with you.

Get the medical corkscrew!

Lyin’. Ted, at it again.

Ted sucks. He’s a pathetic, soulless idiot. Wish he would move to Israel already.

Trusted Cruz? Lololllll. He bailed to Cancun with TEXANS DYING, FREEZING IN THEIR HOMES WITH NO ELECTRICITY.

"instinctual genius"... "the jujitsu of Trump"...

Why is fat Ted wearing lavender like a pre teen girl ?