I can't fucking breath dude

Imagine a massive teddy bear wearing human skin saying they want to make love with you...

"Hello Ted"

THE FUCKING WAY HE SAYS IT AND THE “oh” HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET ON THIS NOW I NEED TO WATCH IT

"Hello Ted."

this caught me off guard so bad because I thought he was just gonna be a creep to Blaire but NOPE he wants to bang the fucking teddy bear

I need to watch this new show NOW

This scene is even funnier with the context that leading up to it, Ted kept thinking he wanted to sleep with Blaire

IS THAT REAL FUCKING SCENE

This scene alone sold me on watching it

I do not think I could have ever guessed what was about to happen next in like 1,000 years