I can’t wait for the second date! 😍

“I heard it was a health thing” is a wild reason to drink your own urine.

This deserves ALL the awards. Not sure an Oscar would be enough.

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Guuurl, this is your Mona Lisa.

Maybe I'll find some new first dates to go on for a whole series.

Hilarious how badly these “alpha” males want to appear like they’re on Joe Rogans show.

This is my favorite thing.

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Did he just say "poop shoot" in a serious context.

Brother, a "nerve" and a "valve" are not the same thing. Might want to get that cleared up before you go cramming anymore coffee up there...