I choose... a secret, more powerful, third thing...

last thing a balkanoid villager sees before getting slimed out, circa 16th century

This enemy was defeated at the Siege of Vienna

these are actually the smartest and most handsome turks

I too have dreamed of wielding a two-pronged scimitar on the back of a magnificent steed, as I lead a battalion of downies to certain death before nightfall. Maybe it wasn't a dream after all...

Even these gorgeous guys are enough to make you shit your pants, gyros.

this heroic phenotype conquered eastern europe and the balkans

I look like this

Believe it or not, these are just normal Turks.

@zeasfj

Fascinating culture. I hope we're not currently at war with these lovely people.

soon...

@ieatarock Tvrkaryan warriors the last sight of many a Kurd

my honest reaction

Is this what BAP was talking about

He really sent his retards?

Talking smack about them but Istanbul still in thier hands #mfsBeFakeDemons

Same energy ngl

i've seen every episode of the young turks. this is powerful

Least inbred Turk

Turkey's strongest warriors

Special forces🫡🫡

He's not retarded just Turkish

Being a burden on a German taxpayer?

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺

@kemaloplatonist TRVE TVRKISH BVLL

I genuinely cannot tell the difference between a downie Turk and a normal Turk.

He's speaking Turkish like it's French KOL

cant believe Greekistan was ruled under these people for hundreds of years! They must be more than down😆

@Hexa3333

I do this