“I could fight crime in this.”

I love that he specifies "I will mog your white baby" like he's not sure about the matchup against a non-white baby

ngl he is pulling this shit off

We out here like Everett True kicking morons and racists

> Lifelong Fat Taft Larping detected, he lost a lot of weight in later life in an effort to help his health.

Don’t be fat. But if you must be fat, Taft it up. Only way to do it and get my respect.

No but seriously if you're wearing the right ones a three piece suit is actually comfy as hell and I'm speaking from experience after wearing one nearly everyday for acting class.

If he shaves his hair any mustache, he can fight vigilantes

I don’t ever wanna hear someone say fat people don’t have aura

I like the implication of this video that all nonwhite babies are exceptionally well dressed

Pure aura

Notice how the world went to even worse shit after we lost fat men in suits being normal

Since no one else has posted the hot fucking wife he mentioned

@RedusTheRiotAct Nixonmaxxers vs Taftmaxxers

So this is what Paul Bearer is doing nowadays

Holy shit, that’s my fucking president

he looks sick asf

town mayor type build

Thought the line was from this video. It connected to his pointing finger.

no joke this is only possible with air conditioning

He got his leg up higher then expected

No actually I’m not usually attracted to men but holy shit maybe I am bi and it’s just that men don’t Taft it up enough

its william howard taft my goat @frankidacre

@CHARLIEBOT34 People are so used to buying dogshit mass produced cookie cutter suits from outlet stores that they think it’s normal for it be limiting and uncomfortable, even though it was the default working man’s outfit for 200 years

Taftmaxing or not, men always look great in a suit or even jsut slacks and a button down shirt. Its sad this mode of dress is largely absent in casual dress

ngl he's got that shit ONNNNNN, he looks so fucking fresh wtf

bruh only ever wanted to be chief justice of the supreme court, but his HOT WIFE convinced him to be president.

That is literally me wtf

isnt that the weird chaser guy or am i just bad with faces

bro is boss maxxing i would become a goon to them if i had the chance

Not fat (in fact I'm actually extremely skinny) but I do also find 3 piece suits comfortable

For anyone else looking: dude goes by ChrisOveralls

I like how he specifies white baby, like there might be babies of color that he can't mog