I couldn’t be with someone like that

If there is no kids bro needs to move on to a better life.

I couldn’t imagine putting up with that

I think go to sea from now. Please don't find me.

I bet she’s a blast in bed.

Just laying there stiff as a board

She’s getting a Dutch oven later

Someone in the original comments said the same thing 😂

I would build a collection of videos of me gassing her in her sleep, mouth wide open just catching dumpster smoke. Then when the time is right, start sending her clips. What an insufferable twat.

I taught my son to fart on his mom. I'm a great father.

Women can ruin anything.

She only likes polite missionary