I damn near choked 😂😂

Had me at "watching Pulp Fiction on the fridge."

whoa have you heard this yet?

🤌🏻

“I left Home Depot and did the only thing that made sense.“ 😂

He didn't have to take the flight if he spelled Whopper right in the Google search.

Bing ain’t gonna give the right answer if you call it a “whooper”

We’re first of all you’re looking for the wrong restaurant. The quarter pounder with cheese is a Royale with cheese from McDonald’s not Burger King.

My brother in Christ, it’s not that deep

This is why the internet was invented.