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I did not expect that ๐ญ
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"If its happening in real life, it's happening somewhere..."

Girlfriend: โI dreamed you cheated on me.โ acts cold towards me all day Me: โI dreamed you were on Epstein Island sacrificing babies to Moloch and and eating adrenochrome straight from their brains.โ acting cold, distant as well โI'm thinking about reporting you to the FBI.โ

Delulu. ๐๐

My wife is still upset that I refuse to apologize for something I did in one of her dreams. I don't give her credit for everything she does in my dreams. I shouldn't get the blame for hers.

Men are out here suffering because of women's dreams ๐ญ๐ญ๐

It means she's insecure and probably needs therapy.

Naaa you canโt be serious right now bro thatโs crazy ๐ญ๐๐ถ๐ฝ

My wife sometimes wakes me up to pick a fight because she dreamed of me cheating, even though we're married for 15 years and she has full access to my phone.

Good grief women are crazy

I have been in the "Dream Doghouse" many many times which makes me.... single.๐

every now & then my wife wakes up in the morning & calls me a fuckerbastard & tells me what i was doing in her dream, it's fine.

It puts the crazy back in Pandoras box..๐คฃ๐คฃ

She's a crazy cunt. Just dump the bitch.

I remember my ex-wife had a dream like that and wouldn't speak to me for like a day she was so angry.

Sounds like her own guilty conscience was calling her out.

she needs a chill pill..๐

Get another tattoo to make yourself feel better๐คก

I dreamt I lost my wallet. It was a dream. My wallet was right where I left it. It never happened. Because it was just a dream.

She wasn't sucking, fucking or jerking, period

I guess if the goal is to go swimming but Becky gotta send those tps reports else the project will be back logged and if Becky isnโt babysat cause she a dei hire and canโt be fired . She better respond to them dms cause she donโt check her work email while home

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You can't run away from that fast enough.

bro over it ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ

"caught myself in his dms" i would be out of there so fast after hearing that.

She owes her husband a pic of her in a Raiders bikini now. Possibly a bj.

Run while you can.

Jesus, my Wife does this too. She'll dream of me doing something and then wake up giving me shit. I love her spice though, so it's all good. One nation, Raider Nation.

It's a fuckin dream... ๐๐๐๐

Dude has a nice beard

It's rare that this happens, but I got SURPRISED on this one.

1. If it's happening in real life, it's happening somewhere 2. She had a dream in her 'real life' 3. So, it is happening somewhere ๐๐

It means your a crazy woman, and are going to end up single and not even your cats will like you.

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