I didn’t know that one could have a botched colonoscopy that could possibly curtail a sex drive, but thanks to Amy Schumer, I am now more informed. And here is a stern warning from Charlie Puth, in the same vein as Amy’s statement.

Someone you probably know on this platform had a botched colonoscopy. She ended up in ICU with sepsis from throwing up into her own lungs. My friend here her husband had to be airlifted for emergency surgery because of a fucked up colonoscopy stop letting people go up your butt hole for no reason except to make money. If you don’t have a family history of colon cancer do the COLOGARD test and then if you need one fine, but stop letting people do this overuse outpatient treatment where a lot of people get sick or worse.

Reading this gave me a diminished sex drive

Same. I've never felt so unsexy. And nauseous.

Don’t listen to her…it’s a life saver. My last colonoscopy a few months ago was fine…although the nurse said I was all bricked up…makes me feel weird now knowing that…what did they do to me? Did I like it? WTF! 🤬 👀😱🤷🏼‍♂️

@jvelotta But it wasn’t botched? Thank goodness! I won’t confuse you with Amy Schumer anymore.

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I’d rather get a colonoscopy with no anesthesia than have to look at Amy Schumer

She's always got an ailment. Same with Lena Dunham, and they're both gross as hell about it. TMI, 🤮

That's the problem with using a home colonoscopy kit!

She drove in the Toyota Long Beach Pro Laps competition

I’m grateful I don’t know what a “botched colonoscopy” is.

I haven't looked it up. I Im scared to. Why don't you do it? Then tell me.

Botched diet and lifestyle is more accurate...

She apparently practices the love that dare not be spoken.

I don’t know who has the more irritating face..this one or Lena Dunham 🙄

The doctor probably just used an old garden hose.

I didn’t learn it in school or anything, but I already knew not to put bananas in my butt, somehow.

If there's any one that needs a colonoscopy, it's Amy Schumer. She has the face of someone that hasn't taken a s**t in years.

Well. I will just stick with mailing a stool sample.

"Due to a recent botched colonoscopy, I've completely lost all interest in anal sex." 🥴

If you have a reasonable symptom of digestive disturbance a colonoscopy is definitely worthwhile. Other factors may be family history of colon cancer. Fot other cases an age stratified adverse event is warranted. wa

Good to know 👍 I bet it was her attitude 😉

Yeah I've heard a lot can go wrong with colonoscopies including perforations and death.

I always get her and Chelsea handler mixed up. Both annoying and not funny

is amy a lesbian now?

Doctors were confused as to which orifice was actually the correct one to use since Kathy Griffin's mouth and anus perform essentially the same functions.

Didn't she get 💉?

I know you can get perforations during a colonoscopy, but never knew what the outcome would be.