i don't have a witty caption for this one enjoy your slop

i don’t have hitler on my island

Ok good I saw Hitler highlighted in yellow and did the Speed face LMAOOO

i get this a lot don’t worry

"i love you too!!" SYBAU!!! why did he say that

They’re all human characters and then fucking Mewtwo shows up out of nowhere ndjdjdjd

mewtwo TECHNICALLY counts as a trainer

In that case you gotta add Oranguru too /j

i have never read this entry what the actual fuck is oranguru’s issue 😭😭😭

emmet going "lalallalallaalaa" is frying me 😭😭🧡

you should hear drayton saying that. it genuinely hurt my ears

"I could deadass face fuck you." 🥹 What a unique way to start a conversation-

it’s okay that’s his husband

Oh okay, that makes a lot of sense then lmao

I need to see her please

“I love you too!” ꜱʜᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴜᴘ

How does it feel being the funniest person ever

YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY CAN WE PLEAS EBE MOOTS

@Zimmly ELBOW PORN

This made my day so much better it’s brilliant

always so gaddam smug

when she said stupid fucking cracker, i felt that lowkey

im glad im not the only one who has Ander Dingus lingo

i think this convinced me to get the game

@basilsflowers44

@piersinator

Remember lalalalalalalalalala ❤️

that volo mii is NUTS dude

How do you think of this

how the fuck are you so funny its not FAIR

Where's my Kieran?

Ander Dingus

I have yet to see an island other than my own where there isn't just stupid lingo lol

the game would’ve gotten boring really fast if my miis didn’t start calling each other noobs at sex

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