I don’t know a single guy who enjoys celebrating their birthday

Men are providers. We don't like to be celebrated. Only loved.

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Because I'm not 5 years old. Ye-haw,...I made it another year.

Did for 30 and 40, probably will for 50. But it’s more like “hey, let’s get together for beers and BBQ, don’t get me anything because I don’t need it.”

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Birthdays are for women and children.

Because most people (especially wives) treat us like crap every day, and it hurts worse on our birthdays.

I'm 43. Last year my wife asked me what were doing for my birthday, I sa8d the same thing "nothing" and she pouted. I just want a steak, a beer, and some time to watch TV in peace.

We don't care.

I’m more happy just knowing someone was thinking about me on that day rather than any kind of celebration nonsense

I take the day off if it falls on my birthday, usually sleep in and play a game on my PC and have a good meal. My wife gets me a gift that she came up with. That's about as much happens on a typical birthday for me, and that's more than fine.