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I don't know how to play Minecraft...

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JmaNtHeNooB5 months ago

dawg....you gotta use a stationary lava source....hand placed lava only from one source is not gonna work for a portal. watching this is lobotomizing me as i speak.....please see this.....

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

IM SORRY MAN IM NEW AT THIS I UNDERSTAND DONT KILL ME

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JmaNtHeNooB5 months ago

just make sure you use lava from a lava pool or just mine natural obsidian. preferably just mine natrual obsidian. that portal building tech is for speedrunners anyways...

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DantheDoodle {COMMISSIONS CLOSED}5 months ago

This hurt to watch

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

I'm sorry Dan

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Machine Hwigon5 months ago

oh that wasn't on purpose?

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

@VRChat_FR Nope I have no idea what I'm doing

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JonBoiArt 🔞 Commissions are Open (0/5)5 months ago

Unrelated question: do you blink one eye at a time?

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

I only have one eye wdym (Jokes aside, I made it track only one eye but if i blink with both it still goes off, it works better with a newer model but my chat wants big booba)

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Lunra Pancakes5 months ago

Did you uh get there eventually?

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

...no...

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BroBear155 months ago

The amount of cobblestone around you is insane, unc is chopped 💔

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ClarenceK16 | Grolar Bear Vtuber5 months ago

you make obsidian with the lava "block" that you put down and not the lava that spreads, and this should be a helpful diagram on how to make a portal (I may be late for this kek)

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

Ohhh

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Beets🫜5 months ago

This made me lose it

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benjamin5 months ago

Oh my sweet summer child..😭😭😭

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Funky!5 months ago

i recommend watching a video of someone doing it but slowing the speed of it, would help a lot methinks

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Circuit ⭕5 months ago

yeah i looked it up and still brain short circuited LOL

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Funky!5 months ago

found a easy one minute guide that MIGHT help you figure things out better? there's even an explanation for the top bit in the pinned comment

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John the Entertainer!5 months ago

You can only make obsidian with a stationary lava source. So any source of lava you make by hand won’t count. You have to mine somewhere to find a lava source.

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⚓įçҽ Ꝉմʍìղìą🦈5 months ago

This hurts, real bad

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Astrabyr5 months ago

WHAT THE FUCKKK AM I WATCHINGGGG OH M GODD IM CRYING

𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒.𝔼𝕩𝕖 👾🦠's profile picture
𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒.𝔼𝕩𝕖 👾🦠5 months ago

Oh…Circuit…oh buddy😭

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GoldenApple5 months ago

As a kind person I will help you :D. There are two ways: mix lava with water (if you get a stone, mix water with lava) you should get obsidian, then extract it with a diamond pick. Next, build a 4x5 portal from obsidian and light it with a lighter. The second way... I forgot 3:

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KiteAdNauseam5 months ago

Everyone has to start somewhere. At least it made for good content lol.

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Magnus Moth ཐིཋྀ🧡(will work for food money 🥲)5 months ago

Homie…neither can I LOL

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Val King5 months ago

You poor soul..

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🦎 Teem ✨ Modo is Icon ✨5 months ago

Machine learning (and failing)

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Jello after dark5 months ago

Bro out here struggling for his life

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🫐 | Atlas Nocturna | Local Guide5 months ago

oh my god dawg

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JTYTBravo 📺 🌻 // VClanker5 months ago

i genuinely didn't even know you could make stone instead of cobblestone LMAO

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Orphan of Kos.5 months ago

Need lava source block tile and water source. If it's on passive lava it won't make obsidian and will make cobblestone instead. You can make infinite lava source blocks with 4 lava buckets. You'll know it's correct when it's level not dipping.

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Skayla Gunallen- 🔜Confuror 20265 months ago

Your stupid looking face when you put water next to the lava and it turned to cobblestone has me dying bro XD

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Zack5 months ago

Robo Unc fail at Minecraft for 53 seconds

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OFXZH5 months ago

How about you just… do the reverse?

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Username5 months ago

Destroying the source made me grasp my forehead...

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Mew exe5 months ago

That is the wrong rock. You need the dark purple/black one. To get that rock, you either gotta find them in a cave randomly and mine them with a diamond pickaxe or you put a lava source next to a water source. Also the portal is 4 blocks high and 4 blocks wide.

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Yoku5 months ago

wrong rock..

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Slicerknight5 months ago

This is younger me when I tried to enter the Aether and wondering why it wasn’t working.

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Tapu Lele & Garde Lei5 months ago

at this point just get a diamond pick, toss water in a lava lake and get 12 obsidian

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