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I don't know how to play Minecraft...
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dawg....you gotta use a stationary lava source....hand placed lava only from one source is not gonna work for a portal. watching this is lobotomizing me as i speak.....please see this.....

IM SORRY MAN IM NEW AT THIS I UNDERSTAND DONT KILL ME

just make sure you use lava from a lava pool or just mine natural obsidian. preferably just mine natrual obsidian. that portal building tech is for speedrunners anyways...

This hurt to watch

I'm sorry Dan

oh that wasn't on purpose?

@VRChat_FR Nope I have no idea what I'm doing

Unrelated question: do you blink one eye at a time?

I only have one eye wdym (Jokes aside, I made it track only one eye but if i blink with both it still goes off, it works better with a newer model but my chat wants big booba)

Did you uh get there eventually?

...no...

The amount of cobblestone around you is insane, unc is chopped 💔

you make obsidian with the lava "block" that you put down and not the lava that spreads, and this should be a helpful diagram on how to make a portal (I may be late for this kek)

Ohhh

This made me lose it

Oh my sweet summer child..😭😭😭

i recommend watching a video of someone doing it but slowing the speed of it, would help a lot methinks

yeah i looked it up and still brain short circuited LOL

found a easy one minute guide that MIGHT help you figure things out better? there's even an explanation for the top bit in the pinned comment

You can only make obsidian with a stationary lava source. So any source of lava you make by hand won’t count. You have to mine somewhere to find a lava source.

This hurts, real bad

WHAT THE FUCKKK AM I WATCHINGGGG OH M GODD IM CRYING

Oh…Circuit…oh buddy😭

As a kind person I will help you :D. There are two ways: mix lava with water (if you get a stone, mix water with lava) you should get obsidian, then extract it with a diamond pick. Next, build a 4x5 portal from obsidian and light it with a lighter. The second way... I forgot 3:

Everyone has to start somewhere. At least it made for good content lol.

Homie…neither can I LOL

You poor soul..

Machine learning (and failing)

Bro out here struggling for his life

oh my god dawg

i genuinely didn't even know you could make stone instead of cobblestone LMAO

Need lava source block tile and water source. If it's on passive lava it won't make obsidian and will make cobblestone instead. You can make infinite lava source blocks with 4 lava buckets. You'll know it's correct when it's level not dipping.

Your stupid looking face when you put water next to the lava and it turned to cobblestone has me dying bro XD

Robo Unc fail at Minecraft for 53 seconds

How about you just… do the reverse?

Destroying the source made me grasp my forehead...

That is the wrong rock. You need the dark purple/black one. To get that rock, you either gotta find them in a cave randomly and mine them with a diamond pickaxe or you put a lava source next to a water source. Also the portal is 4 blocks high and 4 blocks wide.

wrong rock..

This is younger me when I tried to enter the Aether and wondering why it wasn’t working.

at this point just get a diamond pick, toss water in a lava lake and get 12 obsidian
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