i found him oh my god this is killing me

“Helldiver brains are the first liquid to find and take the path of most resistance”

You found me

General Brasch almost cried when he saw the current state of the galactic war

Ork warchief calmly and passionately discussing battle tactics

"you flag people" that dont help what youre saying dude that js makes you sound like a dick too

had a look at the veracity of the claims and it looks like theyre true as far as im aware, again, thank you for raising this issue js dont be a piece of shit, enough of that in the world

oh, you're a lolicon eugh yeah, youre getting blocked. those who purchase content and support content that objectifies the appearances of minors and young children are pedophile-adjacent (and typically pedophiles). we don't support that. from ANYONE.

Anytime I see the major order failed thing pop up i flinch like an abused dog cause I know somewhere this guys blood is boiling

"you monkeys"

Hes the president of super earth

He sounds like Vay Hek from Warframe

I remember this guy because he was also complaining when the Helldivers somehow lost an entire planet. Like not lost in the sense that a planet fell but that they literally lost a planet. It's no longer where it was

Literally him

he sounds like a brute from halo lmao

bro is this guy

genuinely the coolest voice i’ve ever heard, and he genuinely sounds like that as well. He’s not even pretending that is LITERALLY what his voice is

join the discord in pinned or smth

Oh yeah that dude who thought an anime girl eating a cake roll was CP. He also got outted for being a hypocritical freak of nature. Like talking sexually to minors in his discord server

Who gave Vay Hek the Moonlight Greatsword?

Unfortunately, I can't join because I am busy liberating Theve from Sotoa and traitors.

Okay but like you’d think 30-60k players on one planet for several days constantly should be able to liberate it

I’ve loved this dude on all my reels. He’s genuinely so fucking funny

hopping on bc he’s rallying me

It's the gas mines all over again

I don’t give a fuck about the orders, I don’t like the illuminate, I pick bugs or robots whatever I’m feeling

I thought a decepticon would be happy that no bots were killed

Oh yeah this guy lol he's the one who thought this image depicted fetishized CP

Beyond justified crashout. Helldivers players are fucking ANNOYING

The fact that most of his points are valid too like why even try to go for one planet when the other planet if it gets takes SHUTS DOWN said other planet

Oh my god it's him

I was wondering where he was during the last Major Order. xD

This is why I don’t play as much anymore. Even my friend group would avoid the major like the plague and farm. Like motherfucker I just saw you buy the big cred pack and unlock everything you wanted just play the fucking game.

He sounds like that one Warframe character that really hates tennos 😭

This guy was born for WWE holy shit