I fuckin love science

Midnight, my kids are asleep and I'm cackling at "three towns over a kid sees you and makes a wish..."

"Your chair does NOT make it." I am literally crying from laughter.

This is the correct use of the internet.

Outrunning the sound of your own fart was the most impressive part. Plausible deniability.

This could be a taco bell ad

14 times a day? Rookie numbers. Drink some milk and pump those numbers up.

NEVER HAS THIS GIF BEEN MORE RELEVANT!

Considering my amount of fart, I think I will make it to fucking Mars 😌

Men of culture, we meet again

Just when I finally stopped laughing at this, I imagined the sound of all of them at once and now I’m sitting here cackling like an idiot again at midnight driving my fiance insane lmao

“1 second later you’re doing Mach 8. A mile up. And still in the sitting position!” I died!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

this leaves out the more fun side of the science: 9,000 L of methane in your intestines = 18,700 psi (33,000 psi if it's just your colon) IF it stayed a gas (hint: it can't) that's up to 2x the pressure at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in reality, packed into your colon, the methane would be 3.4x as dense as LIQUID methane the ideal gas law breaks down here. the methane freezes solid as you squeeze, and compressing a solid takes WAY more pressure roughly 6.5 MILLION psi about twice the pressure at TNT's detonation front...except held steady...in your colon squeeze it fast enough and it heats to 1,500–3,000 K at that pressure and temperature, methane starts ripping apart: CH₄ → carbon + H₂ if it all converts, that's 4.5 kg of diamond. 22,000 carats. now your colon is a 240 MJ hydrogen pressure bomb loaded with diamond shrapnel it ruptures instantly. your butthole melts. the pressure wave expands outward anyone within 23 feet gets hit with ~20 psi and likely dies your house: gutted your neighbors within ~45 feet: ruptured eardrums windows shatter 140 feet out the upside: you sacrificed yourself to generate $5,000 of diamond dust to pay for the damages

14? A DAY?! Am i not farting enough? I farted twice today. TWICE!

omg. It's been a long time since I laughed that hard.

You hit X with science stuff gringo!

you become a shooting star? shouldn't that be a shitting star?

The animation where the skeleton just sits , seemingly fully accepting his fate makes it all the more funny 😂🤣

“Colon Blow”.

This is how indian space program works.

Help, I can't breathe. I'm laughing so hard I'm seeing warp speed

14 times? A quarter? What the heck?

I remember reading about people going into spontaneous combustion when I was much younger ... that makes me wonder ...

@BaphometMass The kind of science my husband is interested in… this is like the shit he says when he’s high

Your butthole and innards would be ripped to ribbons before you cleared the ceiling! 😆🤣☠️

Better out than in

Gah, unfortunately, the "real" answer is far less exciting. 9000L of fart is around 10kg of gas. Maximum nozzle velocity at "earth" temperatures is about 900m/s. Through a perfect nozzle, we're making about 9000Ns of thrust. For a 60kg person, that means 150m/s.

I've been holding my farts for years. See you in space!

By the end of this I couldn’t control my laughter

Commenting so I can show my son later

@Karlfly11 So The Spleen in Mystery Men had untapped potential